tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26866567.post9192083266024425049..comments2009-10-10T20:47:55.796+03:00abufareshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05528721595411746558abufares@abufares.netBlogger45125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26866567.post-24868763151630043442009-10-10T20:47:55.796+03:002009-10-10T20:47:55.796+03:00@Dragoman<br />A chambre a air indeed, lollll.<br />Thank you for dropping by on this old post of mine. I&#39;m glad you found my blog although in all honesty, The Masturbation post is one of my most ridiculous ones.<br /><br />I think I had this incident shortly before the famous Hand of God goal. Nevertheless, it was a summer to remember.<br />I hope to see you around more often and...<br /><br />3ala Rassi Halab wa Ahel Halab Kellon :-)abufareshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05528721595411746558noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26866567.post-88218214763980389812009-10-10T20:09:21.381+03:002009-10-10T20:09:21.381+03:00Abufares,<br /><br />I recently discovered your blog after reading about your masturbation campaign in Newsweek, and now I&#39;m delightfully discovering your other posts. As a fellow countryman from Aleppo I have to say you make us proud!<br /><br />A question pops to mind after reading you account of the painful events of that summer day in 1986, did the fact you&#39;d been watching the World Cup (that famous Hand of God) just before that motorcycle stunt influence the chain of events that led that Japanese hornet to hit you head on in the balls?<br /><br />Just a thought.<br /><br />Btw, shambrair is a French term, properly spelled chambre à air (air chamber), better known in English as an inner tube.<br /><br />3arassi Tartous!The Cilician Dragomanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06528923590457965162noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26866567.post-77603010483632529422009-06-21T10:42:33.561+03:002009-06-21T10:42:33.561+03:00@Fantasia<br />Any possibility for erotica here???<br />LMAO!!!!!abufareshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05528721595411746558noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26866567.post-32232999310395069702009-06-21T10:41:10.275+03:002009-06-21T10:41:10.275+03:00@Abu Steif Habibi<br />You know I think this accident made me so much smarter. It infused my secondary brain (or is it the primary one,lol) with a magical elixir which turned me into a genius. See you soon my friend.abufareshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05528721595411746558noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26866567.post-76654365260756453122009-06-19T05:14:01.267+03:002009-06-19T05:14:01.267+03:00I am late to this post ... but Oh the tears of laughter still sit on my lips! thank you for this one!Fantasia Lillithhttp://pillowtalkpress.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26866567.post-83505334334302041132009-06-12T11:14:18.006+03:002009-06-12T11:14:18.006+03:00At one point I thought it is a new incident or may be a good &#39;Candid Camera&#39; episode. As you as said after all those years it is funny but it was a hell of an experience.<br />Should I say I wish I was there to videotape your agonyAbu Steifnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26866567.post-55352124450650856232009-06-09T01:02:32.805+03:002009-06-09T01:02:32.805+03:00No worries abufares...Wherever you were, I hope you enjoyed whatever you were doing. Keep on Writing.JGMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07006985362873821979noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26866567.post-15515571277021769962009-06-08T10:37:30.007+03:002009-06-08T10:37:30.007+03:00@anonymous<br />just so you would know, I could care less about Shaikhs, priests and certainly rabbis.<br />Thank you for dropping by although I could do without the dull link.abufareshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05528721595411746558noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26866567.post-18361298677193035712009-06-08T10:27:23.911+03:002009-06-08T10:27:23.911+03:00@XTR<br />I checked your post and thank you for coming over.abufareshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05528721595411746558noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26866567.post-1184067365409922942009-06-08T10:15:45.411+03:002009-06-08T10:15:45.411+03:00@JGM<br />I was away for a couple of days and couldn&#39;t reply to your comment sooner.<br />I&#39;m glad you enjoyed the recounting of this painful memory and thank you for your words of praise. I feel so humbled.abufareshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05528721595411746558noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26866567.post-46978826282360589742009-06-07T23:49:08.802+03:002009-06-07T23:49:08.802+03:00http://www.momentmag.com/Exclusive/2009/2009-06/200906-Ask_Rabbis.htmlAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26866567.post-53350804414523325322009-06-06T15:48:27.290+03:002009-06-06T15:48:27.290+03:00Cool post AbuFares!<br />Talk about the adrenaline rush! Storming into the midst of bedlam! <br /><br />Btw, check out my post on how to be a REAL MAN:<br /><br />http://adigaxtr.blogspot.com/2009/01/its-guy-thing-how-to-be-real-man.htmlXTRhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03433249848691004109noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26866567.post-41832591189819698582009-06-05T23:32:21.994+03:002009-06-05T23:32:21.994+03:00Abufares, do we realise how fortunate we are? that you survived this ordeal (LMAO) and lived to blog about it! that more often than not you take us along on journeys of delight and stretched memory lanes...that you bring to us the sea and the smell of things...that you felled the boundaries and reduced the distances...<br /><br />Some Joecartoon in memory of one unfortunate hornet:<br /> <br />http://joecartoon.atom.com/cartoons/75-superfly_2<br /><br />http://joecartoon.atom.com/cartoons/956-superfly_thongzaiJGMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07006985362873821979noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26866567.post-47336228983631884052009-06-04T17:37:57.551+03:002009-06-04T17:37:57.551+03:00Oh Isobel<br />I just reread your reply and if I&#39;m not mistaken, I really like it.<br />Well, I&#39;m a bit slow I know :-)abufareshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05528721595411746558noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26866567.post-33038533892704925862009-06-04T17:36:41.280+03:002009-06-04T17:36:41.280+03:00@DJ<br />But how did your friend perform under fire???abufareshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05528721595411746558noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26866567.post-43395384848024272002009-06-04T15:14:41.365+03:002009-06-04T15:14:41.365+03:00I&#39;m sorry you misunderstood me, Abu Fares. :)Isobelhttp://suffonsifisms.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26866567.post-13386876158467669172009-06-04T14:36:09.667+03:002009-06-04T14:36:09.667+03:00hahaha...@ threw them into combat.<br /><br />This reminds me of a friend, he got one of his nuts hit by a cricket (or a kirket) ball in one of the parking lots here in Dubai. After he chased the rowdy kids off and hit one of them with the bat, he sat down on the blacktop and cried from pain. He then went home and &#39;tested and commisioned&#39; his equipments. Never needed to go to a doctor :)Dubai Jazzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17951647402774044439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26866567.post-59823955815177116062009-06-04T12:41:00.587+03:002009-06-04T12:41:00.587+03:00@DJ<br />Shembbrair indeed! Any idea where the word came from???<br />I know the answer but it would be interesting to see who will solve the riddle first.<br /><br />Back to your simple testing and commissioning, LOL.<br />NO! I just threw them into combat a fortnight later and if I&#39;m not mistaken they won a medal for &quot;Bravery Beyond the Call of Duty.&quot;abufareshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05528721595411746558noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26866567.post-24975691156851056272009-06-04T12:14:15.687+03:002009-06-04T12:14:15.687+03:00Well, this is indeed funny and vintage to the extreme. You must have many of these up your sleeves.<br /><br />btw, when you finally came to, didn&#39;t you carry out the simple &#39;testing &amp; commissioning&#39; technique for the balls? (if you know what i mean ;) )<br /><br /><br />&quot;inflated inner tube of a car tire&quot; also known as &#39;shembbrair&#39; :)Dubai Jazzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17951647402774044439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26866567.post-52348382309639299712009-06-04T12:05:03.197+03:002009-06-04T12:05:03.197+03:00@Syrian Brit<br />I&#39;m delighted by your visit since you haven&#39;t been here for a while. Oh, but wait, even if you drop by for every post I would still be delighted.<br />As this story is one in a long chain of mishaps I might still have more to come.abufareshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05528721595411746558noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26866567.post-81339291129296144722009-06-04T11:40:11.267+03:002009-06-04T11:40:11.267+03:00Vintage Abu Fares!..<br />Absolutely and delightfully hilarious!...The Syrian Brithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13918783557049896806noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26866567.post-74538325697229653442009-06-04T10:57:42.142+03:002009-06-04T10:57:42.142+03:00@Gabriela<br />Labneh is a ubiquitous Levantine food (Syria, Lebanon, Jordan and Palestine). However, the Tartoussi version, like the Tartoussi man is THE BEST!<br />If I ever come to Peru I want YOU to take me to the Jungle. It&#39;s up to you to leave me there and run away. BTW, that is how the Peruvian Tarzan legend would begin...abufareshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05528721595411746558noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26866567.post-63700982664966063582009-06-04T10:48:14.744+03:002009-06-04T10:48:14.744+03:00@Isobel<br />So you took the easy way out, didn&#39;t you?<br />The &quot;Young and Stupid&quot; path rather than being worried about me.<br /><br />Sigh... I can&#39;t have everything I want.abufareshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05528721595411746558noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26866567.post-9523135114370172872009-06-04T10:45:14.104+03:002009-06-04T10:45:14.104+03:00@Mariyah<br />Ahh, here comes my melting girl (the one who melts me that is).<br />LYHO wouldn&#39;t do it! I&#39;d rather you LYAO so that I can watch and enjoy the view.<br />If you think that &quot;now you know&quot; I believe that you might be in for a big surprise ;-)<br /><br />One question, how come you keep disappearing every once in a while.abufareshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05528721595411746558noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26866567.post-3513712723718916812009-06-04T10:38:52.789+03:002009-06-04T10:38:52.789+03:00@Karin<br />Ouuuch!!!<br />I guess riding a horse together, you and I, and searching for honey is out of the question, LOL.<br />Your story is much more horrific since the attack itself lasted a few seconds. Mine happened so fast I didn&#39;t have time to get scared.<br />Animals, like people, are very unpredictable.abufareshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05528721595411746558noreply@blogger.com