<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26866567.post6822129263336390693..comments</id><updated>2009-10-05T11:23:31.868+03:00</updated><title type='text'>Comments on abufares said...the world according to a tartoussi: Spanking the monkey and Beating the Beaver</title><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.abufares.net/feeds/6822129263336390693/comments/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26866567/6822129263336390693/comments/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.abufares.net/2009/09/spanking-monkey-and-beating-beaver.html'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26866567/6822129263336390693/comments/default?start-index=26&amp;max-results=25'/><author><name>abufares</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05528721595411746558</uri><email>abufares@abufares.net</email></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>68</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26866567.post-6518000270198798105</id><published>2009-10-05T11:23:31.868+03:00</published><updated>2009-10-05T11:23:31.868+03:00</updated><title type='text'>@bambam
You know what I find ironic? I don't like ...</title><content type='html'>@bambam&lt;br /&gt;You know what I find ironic? I don&amp;#39;t like writing about controversial topics at all.&lt;br /&gt;However, I can&amp;#39;t keep quiet to the onslaught of self-righteous bullshit flying all over the damn place all of a sudden. The only other option I have is to shut up and let this invasive mindset infiltrates and corrupts our diversity (the mistake the average people of the region committed IRL).&lt;br /&gt;Freedom of speech, whether through blogging or any other creative medium, is the last stand against a new wave of oppressive and totalitarian attack from an extremist and alien (yes Wahabi Islam is alien to us in the Levant)attack.&lt;br /&gt;Had the communists, Americans or Icelanders tried to change who we really are here, I would&amp;#39;ve reacted as hard as I did to push them back and to protect our unique diversity.&lt;br /&gt;Thank you for dropping by Bambam. It was a pleasure reading and replying to your comment.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26866567/6822129263336390693/comments/default/6518000270198798105'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26866567/6822129263336390693/comments/default/6518000270198798105'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.abufares.net/2009/09/spanking-monkey-and-beating-beaver.html?showComment=1254731011868#c6518000270198798105' title=''/><author><name>abufares</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05528721595411746558</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='04201142068011308803'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.abufares.net/2009/09/spanking-monkey-and-beating-beaver.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26866567.post-6822129263336390693' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26866567/posts/default/6822129263336390693' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26866567.post-264447548757542435</id><published>2009-10-05T10:13:24.069+03:00</published><updated>2009-10-05T10:13:24.069+03:00</updated><title type='text'>Congrats ! You and the campaign against masturbati...</title><content type='html'>Congrats ! You and the campaign against masturbation made it to news week :D &lt;a href="http://blog.newsweek.com/blogs/wealthofnations/archive/2009/10/02/daydreaming-in-damascus-the-syrian-masturbation-epidemic.aspx" rel="nofollow"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But seriously last i was there was the week against homos and now this ... I think i should be checking the syrian blogos for my daily dose of hilarity !</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26866567/6822129263336390693/comments/default/264447548757542435'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26866567/6822129263336390693/comments/default/264447548757542435'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.abufares.net/2009/09/spanking-monkey-and-beating-beaver.html?showComment=1254726804069#c264447548757542435' title=''/><author><name>bambam</name><uri>http://bambamworld.com</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.abufares.net/2009/09/spanking-monkey-and-beating-beaver.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26866567.post-6822129263336390693' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26866567/posts/default/6822129263336390693' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26866567.post-1328215730713953802</id><published>2009-09-11T21:18:03.980+03:00</published><updated>2009-09-11T21:18:03.980+03:00</updated><title type='text'>Ok Abu Fares, here's my response http://www.anasou...</title><content type='html'>Ok Abu Fares, here&amp;#39;s my response http://www.anasourie.com/2009/09/blogging-week-against-consuming-all.html . Hope you had a nice Iftar. ;) Tell me what you think.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26866567/6822129263336390693/comments/default/1328215730713953802'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26866567/6822129263336390693/comments/default/1328215730713953802'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.abufares.net/2009/09/spanking-monkey-and-beating-beaver.html?showComment=1252693083980#c1328215730713953802' title=''/><author><name>أنا سوري</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06048406444294823581</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.abufares.net/2009/09/spanking-monkey-and-beating-beaver.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26866567.post-6822129263336390693' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26866567/posts/default/6822129263336390693' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26866567.post-8977586246956638756</id><published>2009-09-11T13:34:34.903+03:00</published><updated>2009-09-11T13:34:34.903+03:00</updated><title type='text'>@Fantasia
One good thing about our men in black is...</title><content type='html'>@Fantasia&lt;br /&gt;One good thing about our men in black is that they still don&amp;#39;t care much about blocking SEX :-)&lt;br /&gt;They are too busy with the absurdities of politics.&lt;br /&gt;I can assure our youth, middle-aged and elderly that we can enjoy Fantasia&amp;#39;s eroticism for a long time unless she decides to run for office.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26866567/6822129263336390693/comments/default/8977586246956638756'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26866567/6822129263336390693/comments/default/8977586246956638756'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.abufares.net/2009/09/spanking-monkey-and-beating-beaver.html?showComment=1252665274903#c8977586246956638756' title=''/><author><name>abufares</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05528721595411746558</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='04201142068011308803'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.abufares.net/2009/09/spanking-monkey-and-beating-beaver.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26866567.post-6822129263336390693' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26866567/posts/default/6822129263336390693' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26866567.post-6542219055148709081</id><published>2009-09-11T00:22:28.057+03:00</published><updated>2009-09-11T00:22:28.057+03:00</updated><title type='text'>Thank you Abufares for your ever pleasing replies....</title><content type='html'>Thank you Abufares for your ever pleasing replies...</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26866567/6822129263336390693/comments/default/6542219055148709081'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26866567/6822129263336390693/comments/default/6542219055148709081'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.abufares.net/2009/09/spanking-monkey-and-beating-beaver.html?showComment=1252617748057#c6542219055148709081' title=''/><author><name>Joseph</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07006985362873821979</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.abufares.net/2009/09/spanking-monkey-and-beating-beaver.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26866567.post-6822129263336390693' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26866567/posts/default/6822129263336390693' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26866567.post-6092775364544985189</id><published>2009-09-10T17:53:51.638+03:00</published><updated>2009-09-10T17:53:51.638+03:00</updated><title type='text'>Abufares! LOL yes well ... in time I am sure my si...</title><content type='html'>Abufares! LOL yes well ... in time I am sure my site will be blocked. I tell you.  A reader from a country near you just told me that Pillow Talk is no longer available.  It&amp;#39;s insanity I tell you!! Insanity!!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26866567/6822129263336390693/comments/default/6092775364544985189'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26866567/6822129263336390693/comments/default/6092775364544985189'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.abufares.net/2009/09/spanking-monkey-and-beating-beaver.html?showComment=1252594431638#c6092775364544985189' title=''/><author><name>Fantasia Lillith</name><uri>http://pillowtalkpress.wordpress.com/</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.abufares.net/2009/09/spanking-monkey-and-beating-beaver.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26866567.post-6822129263336390693' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26866567/posts/default/6822129263336390693' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26866567.post-5723593100116179867</id><published>2009-09-10T14:15:29.540+03:00</published><updated>2009-09-10T14:15:29.540+03:00</updated><title type='text'>@Fantasia
How come I didn't think about it:

http:...</title><content type='html'>@Fantasia&lt;br /&gt;How come I didn&amp;#39;t think about it:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://pillowtalkpress.wordpress.com/&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It&amp;#39;s a foul tasting, sad, miserable and despicable guilt trip young men and women have to go through. Your site is indeed the best medicine;-)</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26866567/6822129263336390693/comments/default/5723593100116179867'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26866567/6822129263336390693/comments/default/5723593100116179867'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.abufares.net/2009/09/spanking-monkey-and-beating-beaver.html?showComment=1252581329540#c5723593100116179867' title=''/><author><name>abufares</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05528721595411746558</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='04201142068011308803'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.abufares.net/2009/09/spanking-monkey-and-beating-beaver.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26866567.post-6822129263336390693' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26866567/posts/default/6822129263336390693' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26866567.post-6588675353066916931</id><published>2009-09-10T14:11:19.388+03:00</published><updated>2009-09-10T14:11:19.388+03:00</updated><title type='text'>@Anonymous

Master Bate?</title><content type='html'>@Anonymous&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Master Bate?</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26866567/6822129263336390693/comments/default/6588675353066916931'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26866567/6822129263336390693/comments/default/6588675353066916931'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.abufares.net/2009/09/spanking-monkey-and-beating-beaver.html?showComment=1252581079388#c6588675353066916931' title=''/><author><name>abufares</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05528721595411746558</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='04201142068011308803'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.abufares.net/2009/09/spanking-monkey-and-beating-beaver.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26866567.post-6822129263336390693' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26866567/posts/default/6822129263336390693' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26866567.post-2955377556534784556</id><published>2009-09-10T02:27:54.722+03:00</published><updated>2009-09-10T02:27:54.722+03:00</updated><title type='text'>I know send them the link to my site... those hypo...</title><content type='html'>I know send them the link to my site... those hypocrites!&lt;br /&gt;Thank you for the sugar of your humour to make this medicine go down. *walks away in a sultry sulk*</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26866567/6822129263336390693/comments/default/2955377556534784556'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26866567/6822129263336390693/comments/default/2955377556534784556'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.abufares.net/2009/09/spanking-monkey-and-beating-beaver.html?showComment=1252538874722#c2955377556534784556' title=''/><author><name>Fantasia</name><uri>http://pillowtalkpress.wordpress.com</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.abufares.net/2009/09/spanking-monkey-and-beating-beaver.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26866567.post-6822129263336390693' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26866567/posts/default/6822129263336390693' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26866567.post-8489957153449178286</id><published>2009-09-09T23:48:36.569+03:00</published><updated>2009-09-09T23:48:36.569+03:00</updated><title type='text'>Abu Fares is master!</title><content type='html'>Abu Fares is master!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26866567/6822129263336390693/comments/default/8489957153449178286'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26866567/6822129263336390693/comments/default/8489957153449178286'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.abufares.net/2009/09/spanking-monkey-and-beating-beaver.html?showComment=1252529316569#c8489957153449178286' title=''/><author><name>Anonymous</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.abufares.net/2009/09/spanking-monkey-and-beating-beaver.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26866567.post-6822129263336390693' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26866567/posts/default/6822129263336390693' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26866567.post-8806753076529388984</id><published>2009-09-09T21:47:34.294+03:00</published><updated>2009-09-09T21:47:34.294+03:00</updated><title type='text'>@Isobel
Better late than never.
Everything you wro...</title><content type='html'>@Isobel&lt;br /&gt;Better late than never.&lt;br /&gt;Everything you wrote I agree with completely. I used satire to muffle the angry voices in my head. I can&amp;#39;t believe that a young literate man wastes his mental energy on writing such nonsense. That he doesn&amp;#39;t want to &amp;quot;jerk off&amp;quot; is totally understandable. He is free to use or not to use his body anyway he chooses. But to actually promote a campaign to stop masturbation is such a crazy and rediculous idea. Perhaps he thought that we should have &amp;quot;Dickheads&amp;quot; policing bathrooms and invading the privacy of homes to catch, prosecute and perhaps eventually execute offenders. Whatever he was thinking it pains me to know that this mindset still exist anywhere in the world.&lt;br /&gt;I love your theme for a Blogging Week. In fact, from a personal perspective it is the closest to what I have in mind.&lt;br /&gt;Very inspiring.&lt;br /&gt;Thank you as ever for being here.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26866567/6822129263336390693/comments/default/8806753076529388984'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26866567/6822129263336390693/comments/default/8806753076529388984'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.abufares.net/2009/09/spanking-monkey-and-beating-beaver.html?showComment=1252522054294#c8806753076529388984' title=''/><author><name>abufares</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05528721595411746558</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='04201142068011308803'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.abufares.net/2009/09/spanking-monkey-and-beating-beaver.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26866567.post-6822129263336390693' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26866567/posts/default/6822129263336390693' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26866567.post-6343895011876074121</id><published>2009-09-09T20:37:12.066+03:00</published><updated>2009-09-09T20:37:12.066+03:00</updated><title type='text'>Abufares, sorry its taken me so long to comment. I...</title><content type='html'>Abufares, sorry its taken me so long to comment. I read your post the moment it went up but I was too...wound up...about the &amp;quot;inspiration&amp;quot; for you post to comment without spewing piss and vinegar. Although the humour in your post definitely helped to quell my fire a little, I&amp;#39;m still perturbed. I just can&amp;#39;t believe anything as asinine as a &amp;quot;Campaign Against Masturbation&amp;quot; is getting attention at all - a mention on Global Voices???? OMG! I mean, let&amp;#39;s not waste our time thinking about something that is truly a problem in the world like starvation, violence, war, child labour, etc...lets focus on policing self-pleasuring. Perhaps the blood flow to their brains is somewhat stale. I have an idea...go and jerk off...and maybe, just maybe the invigoration and fresh blood supply will improve their focus (I won&amp;#39;t hope for intelligence). Therefore, my campaign is a counter campaign - &amp;quot;Against Sexual Frustration&amp;quot; - let&amp;#39;s usher in a satisfied, invigorated, bright new world - one hand at a time (or maybe two)! Thank you for allowing me to vent. :)</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26866567/6822129263336390693/comments/default/6343895011876074121'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26866567/6822129263336390693/comments/default/6343895011876074121'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.abufares.net/2009/09/spanking-monkey-and-beating-beaver.html?showComment=1252517832066#c6343895011876074121' title=''/><author><name>Isobel</name><uri>http://suffonsifisms.wordpress.com</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.abufares.net/2009/09/spanking-monkey-and-beating-beaver.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26866567.post-6822129263336390693' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26866567/posts/default/6822129263336390693' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26866567.post-7723871813284482390</id><published>2009-09-09T10:35:33.319+03:00</published><updated>2009-09-09T10:35:33.319+03:00</updated><title type='text'>@Anonymous 

When I was young..?

The rooms were s...</title><content type='html'>@Anonymous &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When I was young..?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The rooms were so much colder then&lt;br /&gt;My father was a soldier then&lt;br /&gt;And times were very hard&lt;br /&gt;When I was young&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I smoked my first cigarette at ten&lt;br /&gt;And for girls, I had a bad yen&lt;br /&gt;And I had quite a ball&lt;br /&gt;When I was young&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When I was young, it was more important&lt;br /&gt;Pain more painful&lt;br /&gt;Laughter much louder&lt;br /&gt;Yeah, when I was young&lt;br /&gt;When I was young&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I met my first love at thirteen&lt;br /&gt;She was brown and I was pretty green&lt;br /&gt;And I learned quite a lot when I was young&lt;br /&gt;When I was young&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When I was young, IT WAS MORE IMPORTANT&lt;br /&gt;Pain more painful&lt;br /&gt;Laughter much louder&lt;br /&gt;Yeah, when I was young&lt;br /&gt;When I was young&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My faith was so much stronger then&lt;br /&gt;I believed in fellow men&lt;br /&gt;And I was so much older then&lt;br /&gt;When I was young&lt;br /&gt;When I was young&lt;br /&gt;When I was young&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(The Animals, 1967)</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26866567/6822129263336390693/comments/default/7723871813284482390'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26866567/6822129263336390693/comments/default/7723871813284482390'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.abufares.net/2009/09/spanking-monkey-and-beating-beaver.html?showComment=1252481733319#c7723871813284482390' title=''/><author><name>abufares</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05528721595411746558</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='04201142068011308803'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.abufares.net/2009/09/spanking-monkey-and-beating-beaver.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26866567.post-6822129263336390693' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26866567/posts/default/6822129263336390693' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26866567.post-7532915223308614749</id><published>2009-09-09T10:29:01.020+03:00</published><updated>2009-09-09T10:29:01.020+03:00</updated><title type='text'>@Ana Sourie
Let's see what we can come up with on ...</title><content type='html'>@Ana Sourie&lt;br /&gt;Let&amp;#39;s see what we can come up with on Friday. I&amp;#39;ll be waiting to read your post:-)</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26866567/6822129263336390693/comments/default/7532915223308614749'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26866567/6822129263336390693/comments/default/7532915223308614749'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.abufares.net/2009/09/spanking-monkey-and-beating-beaver.html?showComment=1252481341020#c7532915223308614749' title=''/><author><name>abufares</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05528721595411746558</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='04201142068011308803'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.abufares.net/2009/09/spanking-monkey-and-beating-beaver.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26866567.post-6822129263336390693' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26866567/posts/default/6822129263336390693' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26866567.post-620708252331542585</id><published>2009-09-09T10:25:35.967+03:00</published><updated>2009-09-09T10:25:35.967+03:00</updated><title type='text'>@GottfriedStutz 

Man I'm overwhelmed by great ide...</title><content type='html'>@GottfriedStutz &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Man I&amp;#39;m overwhelmed by great ideas. I&amp;#39;m lost in a sea of wisdom.&lt;br /&gt;With this vast array of splendid and eligible candidates I think that we should all hit the blogsphere simultaneously with various schemes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I just feel like being serious for a moment. Have you (all of you) noticed how the English and Arabic Syrian bloggers are so totally isolated from each other. They exist in separate parallel universes. Every once in a while some one from either side takes a dip into the Realm of the Others, get pissed off about something and blogs about it. A big commotion ensues then the ripples die down and each return to his/her shore safely.&lt;br /&gt;We&amp;#39;re talking about apples and oranges here, aren&amp;#39;t we?</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26866567/6822129263336390693/comments/default/620708252331542585'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26866567/6822129263336390693/comments/default/620708252331542585'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.abufares.net/2009/09/spanking-monkey-and-beating-beaver.html?showComment=1252481135967#c620708252331542585' title=''/><author><name>abufares</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05528721595411746558</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='04201142068011308803'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.abufares.net/2009/09/spanking-monkey-and-beating-beaver.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26866567.post-6822129263336390693' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26866567/posts/default/6822129263336390693' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26866567.post-1830910221467671313</id><published>2009-09-09T10:16:50.406+03:00</published><updated>2009-09-09T10:16:50.406+03:00</updated><title type='text'>@w.b. yeats
Priggs did confuse me you're right.
No...</title><content type='html'>@w.b. yeats&lt;br /&gt;Priggs did confuse me you&amp;#39;re right.&lt;br /&gt;Now that I&amp;#39;m better informed, I think it&amp;#39;s a fantastic idea to have a Blogging Week Against Energumen Prigs;-)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You know I really like it, Prigs and Pricks sound the same.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26866567/6822129263336390693/comments/default/1830910221467671313'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26866567/6822129263336390693/comments/default/1830910221467671313'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.abufares.net/2009/09/spanking-monkey-and-beating-beaver.html?showComment=1252480610406#c1830910221467671313' title=''/><author><name>abufares</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05528721595411746558</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='04201142068011308803'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.abufares.net/2009/09/spanking-monkey-and-beating-beaver.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26866567.post-6822129263336390693' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26866567/posts/default/6822129263336390693' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26866567.post-888822903478559005</id><published>2009-09-09T04:02:01.190+03:00</published><updated>2009-09-09T04:02:01.190+03:00</updated><title type='text'>What about you Abu Fares when you were young?
?</title><content type='html'>What about you Abu Fares when you were young?&lt;br /&gt;?</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26866567/6822129263336390693/comments/default/888822903478559005'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26866567/6822129263336390693/comments/default/888822903478559005'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.abufares.net/2009/09/spanking-monkey-and-beating-beaver.html?showComment=1252458121190#c888822903478559005' title=''/><author><name>Anonymous</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.abufares.net/2009/09/spanking-monkey-and-beating-beaver.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26866567.post-6822129263336390693' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26866567/posts/default/6822129263336390693' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26866567.post-2074779278990282802</id><published>2009-09-09T01:58:47.418+03:00</published><updated>2009-09-09T01:58:47.418+03:00</updated><title type='text'>My appologies Abu Fares. I didn't read all the com...</title><content type='html'>My appologies Abu Fares. I didn&amp;#39;t read all the comments and responses before I wrote mine. It still is a great idea. It&amp;#39;ll make it even more enjoyable if it was ridiculous and outrageous.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26866567/6822129263336390693/comments/default/2074779278990282802'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26866567/6822129263336390693/comments/default/2074779278990282802'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.abufares.net/2009/09/spanking-monkey-and-beating-beaver.html?showComment=1252450727418#c2074779278990282802' title=''/><author><name>أنا سوري</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06048406444294823581</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.abufares.net/2009/09/spanking-monkey-and-beating-beaver.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26866567.post-6822129263336390693' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26866567/posts/default/6822129263336390693' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26866567.post-4854998883848098141</id><published>2009-09-08T23:08:24.410+03:00</published><updated>2009-09-08T23:08:24.410+03:00</updated><title type='text'>Sorry for the couple of mistakes in my comment abo...</title><content type='html'>Sorry for the couple of mistakes in my comment above. You would think I was typing with one hand only!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26866567/6822129263336390693/comments/default/4854998883848098141'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26866567/6822129263336390693/comments/default/4854998883848098141'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.abufares.net/2009/09/spanking-monkey-and-beating-beaver.html?showComment=1252440504410#c4854998883848098141' title=''/><author><name>GottfriedStutz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02952310912014125693</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.abufares.net/2009/09/spanking-monkey-and-beating-beaver.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26866567.post-6822129263336390693' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26866567/posts/default/6822129263336390693' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26866567.post-5099110647875571008</id><published>2009-09-08T20:43:07.203+03:00</published><updated>2009-09-08T20:43:07.203+03:00</updated><title type='text'>Abu Fares and everyone,

Why a week of blogging ag...</title><content type='html'>Abu Fares and everyone,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Why a week of blogging &lt;b&gt;against&lt;/b&gt; something? I suggest a week of blogging &lt;b&gt;for&lt;/b&gt; a noble cause.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;How about a &lt;b&gt;WBEMT&lt;/b&gt; - a Week of Blogging for Education on of Masturbation Techniques? This would enlighten the well-meaning but ill-informed blogger who calls masturbation &amp;quot;nikaa7 al-yad&amp;quot;, thereby ignoring a whole range of approaches which do not require the use of hands.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Think of the benefits of the WBEMT:&lt;br /&gt;- Our readers&amp;#39; knowledge and vocabulary of will expand (no puns intended.)&lt;br /&gt;- Their creativity will increase (no puns either.)&lt;br /&gt;- Being positive is a good way to spread your message (no puns, obviously) and to rub it in (believe me, no puns.)&lt;br /&gt;- We will win the debate single-handedly (no pu... oh what the hell?)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well?</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26866567/6822129263336390693/comments/default/5099110647875571008'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26866567/6822129263336390693/comments/default/5099110647875571008'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.abufares.net/2009/09/spanking-monkey-and-beating-beaver.html?showComment=1252431787203#c5099110647875571008' title=''/><author><name>GottfriedStutz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02952310912014125693</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.abufares.net/2009/09/spanking-monkey-and-beating-beaver.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26866567.post-6822129263336390693' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26866567/posts/default/6822129263336390693' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26866567.post-6165412633192927505</id><published>2009-09-08T20:16:47.550+03:00</published><updated>2009-09-08T20:16:47.550+03:00</updated><title type='text'>Energumen: a person believed to be possessed by th...</title><content type='html'>Energumen: a person believed to be possessed by the devil or a spirit; fanatic.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Prig: a self-righteously moralistic person who behaves as if superior to others.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I think I confused you because a miss-spelled Prig &lt;br /&gt;: (&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyway... &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;cariños,&lt;br /&gt;w.b. yeats</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26866567/6822129263336390693/comments/default/6165412633192927505'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26866567/6822129263336390693/comments/default/6165412633192927505'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.abufares.net/2009/09/spanking-monkey-and-beating-beaver.html?showComment=1252430207550#c6165412633192927505' title=''/><author><name>Anonymous</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.abufares.net/2009/09/spanking-monkey-and-beating-beaver.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26866567.post-6822129263336390693' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26866567/posts/default/6822129263336390693' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26866567.post-1357563649669575105</id><published>2009-09-08T17:54:27.005+03:00</published><updated>2009-09-08T17:54:27.005+03:00</updated><title type='text'>@lê

Green Sex indeed. I never thought about it th...</title><content type='html'>@lê&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Green Sex indeed. I never thought about it this way and your comment is very enlightening :-)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thanks my friend, always a pleasure to see you here.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26866567/6822129263336390693/comments/default/1357563649669575105'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26866567/6822129263336390693/comments/default/1357563649669575105'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.abufares.net/2009/09/spanking-monkey-and-beating-beaver.html?showComment=1252421667005#c1357563649669575105' title=''/><author><name>abufares</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05528721595411746558</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='04201142068011308803'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.abufares.net/2009/09/spanking-monkey-and-beating-beaver.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26866567.post-6822129263336390693' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26866567/posts/default/6822129263336390693' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26866567.post-6899033888265538697</id><published>2009-09-08T17:30:11.575+03:00</published><updated>2009-09-08T17:30:11.575+03:00</updated><title type='text'>Abufares, you don´t know how big faver the young S...</title><content type='html'>Abufares, you don´t know how big faver the young Syrian do to Syria by Masturbation, it is green sex anyway, that means sex with responsabilicy, echologically correct,&lt;br /&gt;let´s call it :&lt;br /&gt;GREEN INDIVIDUAL SEX&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;lê&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ps. many yeas ago whem MAU-TSI TONG&lt;br /&gt;dicided that only one person per family is permited in china people sail that he was a bad person, china now with 1.5 bi, and the whole world is suffering ,imagen it they were 3 bi, we all should thank him,at my opinion he was the best governer of the last cicle,</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26866567/6822129263336390693/comments/default/6899033888265538697'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26866567/6822129263336390693/comments/default/6899033888265538697'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.abufares.net/2009/09/spanking-monkey-and-beating-beaver.html?showComment=1252420211575#c6899033888265538697' title=''/><author><name>Anonymous</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.abufares.net/2009/09/spanking-monkey-and-beating-beaver.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26866567.post-6822129263336390693' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26866567/posts/default/6822129263336390693' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26866567.post-2487056497898386714</id><published>2009-09-08T14:48:30.598+03:00</published><updated>2009-09-08T14:48:30.598+03:00</updated><title type='text'>@RAL
I wish you were a blogger too. Thank you for ...</title><content type='html'>@RAL&lt;br /&gt;I wish you were a blogger too. Thank you for being here and for pointing out this very important and annoying trait not only in Syrian men but I dare say in Mediterranean men in general. In Lebanon, Turkey and Greece for instance they are as bad as we are.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Syria is a nation of narcissistic and self-proclaimed important men and it would make for a very interesting article indeed to write about this topic.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I will gladly oblige and coming soon a subjective post by the man who not only respect Syrian women but love them very much as well :-)</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26866567/6822129263336390693/comments/default/2487056497898386714'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26866567/6822129263336390693/comments/default/2487056497898386714'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.abufares.net/2009/09/spanking-monkey-and-beating-beaver.html?showComment=1252410510598#c2487056497898386714' title=''/><author><name>abufares</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05528721595411746558</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='04201142068011308803'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.abufares.net/2009/09/spanking-monkey-and-beating-beaver.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26866567.post-6822129263336390693' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26866567/posts/default/6822129263336390693' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26866567.post-3729041268573298232</id><published>2009-09-08T12:53:59.934+03:00</published><updated>2009-09-08T12:53:59.934+03:00</updated><title type='text'>in this moment i really wish i am a blogger to ded...</title><content type='html'>in this moment i really wish i am a blogger to dedicate a whole blog against narcisstic personality spread among syrian men...this is a disorder however it is very well tolerated in syrian society among all social classes and (we) mostly women should live with, like  we said in french(il faut faire avec),please Abufares for the sake of syrian women i know you deeply respect aboard this problem with your powerful words.&lt;br /&gt;RAL</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26866567/6822129263336390693/comments/default/3729041268573298232'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26866567/6822129263336390693/comments/default/3729041268573298232'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.abufares.net/2009/09/spanking-monkey-and-beating-beaver.html?showComment=1252403639934#c3729041268573298232' title=''/><author><name>Anonymous</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.abufares.net/2009/09/spanking-monkey-and-beating-beaver.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26866567.post-6822129263336390693' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/26866567/posts/default/6822129263336390693' type='text/html'/></entry></feed>